SadBulle, a muscular bull with the face of a sad crying cat

SADBULLE

Still Bullish. Still Crying.

Contract Address
COMING SOON

Not a roadmap

The Legend of SadBulle

I

Hope

SadBulle believed every influencer.

Bought every breakout.

Dreamed about Lambos.

II

Pain

The candles turned red.

Friends disappeared.

Portfolio vanished.

But SadBulle refused to sell.

III

Acceptance

He stopped checking charts.

Started collecting memes instead.

The sadness became legendary.

IV

Immortality

Now every trader carries a little SadBulle inside.

Losses disappear.

Memes remain forever.

V

The Return

One day...

The market finally turns green.

SadBulle doesn't celebrate.

He simply sheds one final tear...

and keeps holding.

Exhibit of Suffering

The Meme Gallery

Every image is a small funeral. Hover to disturb the grief.

SadBulle sitting defeated in a burning city with a speech bubble reading it will recover
"It will recover."
SadBulle on a golden throne surrounded by gold bars at $BULL all time high
Legends never sell
SadBulle crying in a Bitcoin millionaire crowd holding a tablet showing 0.0001 BTC
Still holding 0.0001 BTC
SadBulle boxing in a gym next to a discipline hodl repeat punching bag
No pain, only gains
SadBulle clutching an exit liquidity sack at a champagne party
Certified exit liquidity
SadBulle with crossed arms in front of a plus 5000 percent chart while a trader panics
Up only. Allegedly.
SadBulle carrying a HODL sack across a crumbling bridge of gold coins
Crossing the HODL bridge
SadBulle running alongside a stampede of black bulls under a rising green chart
Running with the herd
SadBulle standing on a rock with a HODL bag as a crowd scrambles below
Last bull standing
SadBulle slumped at a trading desk staring at a green pump with a HODL or die mug
+999.9% and still crying
SadBulle riding a rusty bicycle beside Lamborghinis on a neon city street
Bulls win. We print.
SadBulle standing on rocks facing a colossal whale rising from a stormy sea
Staring down the whale
SadBulle in a fast food uniform and cap behind a burger counter
Welcome to McBulle's

60 seconds of coping

Catch The Hopium

Catch the good. Dodge the liquidations. Move with arrow keys, drag, or touch.

SCORE 0TIME 60s

SadBulle needs hopium to survive the bear market. Help him. Or watch him suffer.

Local Leaderboard

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Emotional instruments

Feel Something

Two tools for the modern holder: infinite pain and a portfolio in freefall.

Daily Pain Generator

"I believed in the breakout."

Your Portfolio (Live)

$1,000,000.00

0.00% all time

You cannot stop this. Nobody can.

Rest in memes

The Memorial Wall

Come sit with the others who bought the top. Nobody here judges. Everybody here holds.